Some legal goon at corporate headquarters must have remembered that a contract is legally binding and they would have to buy out the rest of Tiger’s lucrative contract because — oops — they forgot to include a morals clause that would automatically nullify the contract if Tiger was to, let’s say get caught cheating on his wife with 14 skanks.
So it was probably more economical to keep using Tiger’s still marketable image rather than throw all that cash down the drain, at least until his contract expires.
Meanwhile, Tiger is spending the holidays with golfing buddies on his luxury yacht in the warm waters off the coast of the Bahamas. For all that talk about Tiger keeping his family together and seeking marriage therapy, it looks like his marriage to former nanny Elin Nordegren is definitely over.
It’s rare for a man (who isn’t off fighting a war or some such) to spend the holidays away from his children. Sandra Rose
This joint is hilarious and true at the same time! I feel you on this one Maino!
I’m expecting this one to be a major club hit! Chicks can sing along too cuz men aren’t the only ones cheating!
Maino “Tiger Woods”