Some legal goon at corporate headquarters must have remembered that a contract is legally binding and they would have to buy out the rest of Tiger’s lucrative contract because — oops — they forgot to include a morals clause that would automatically nullify the contract if Tiger was to, let’s say get caught cheating on his wife with 14 skanks.
So it was probably more economical to keep using Tiger’s still marketable image rather than throw all that cash down the drain, at least until his contract expires.
Meanwhile, Tiger is spending the holidays with golfing buddies on his luxury yacht in the warm waters off the coast of the Bahamas. For all that talk about Tiger keeping his family together and seeking marriage therapy, it looks like his marriage to former nanny Elin Nordegren is definitely over.
It’s rare for a man (who isn’t off fighting a war or some such) to spend the holidays away from his children. Sandra Rose
This joint is hilarious and true at the same time! I feel you on this one Maino!
I’m expecting this one to be a major club hit! Chicks can sing along too cuz men aren’t the only ones cheating!
Maino “Tiger Woods”
Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.” #ShoutOut The Superficial
An exclusive report has just been brought to attention by PopEater’s Naughty But Nice that Tiger Woods will probably move to France to get away from the media frenzy in the United States. It is reported that the avid golfer is currently looking at multi-million dollar estates in France with the hope of getting more privacy.
“Members of team Tigers have reached out to the same ultra-exclusive real estate agent that helped Brad [Pitt] and Angelina [Jolie] find their stunning property in the South of France,” an insider tells the site. Meanwhile, Michael Wildes, the immigration attorney and managing partner at prominent NYC-based immigration law firm Wildes & Weinberg, claims Woods’ not-yet-confirmed move to France as understandable, taking into account the country has “much stricter privacy laws that afford the Brangelinas of the world a tinted aquarium, rather than the transparent fishbowl that is the U.S. media, in which to live and breathe in virtual freedom and privacy.”
Echoing Michael’s explanation, a celebrity publicist tells PopEater’s Naughty But Nice, “that’s why private stars like reclusive Johnny Depp chooses France to raise his family and why Angelina decided it was the only place to give birth to the world’s most famous twins.”
As of the press time, there has been no word just yet from Woods if the report is true or not. His people also remain silent on the matter. #Shout Out AceShowBiz